Kawaii Weeb Cafe

Maids
Spilling charm and tea!

💸 𝓝𝓸𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓤𝓷𝓲 💸
30th Sun of the 2nd Astral MoonAward winning mathetician and twice usurped manager, Noire is usually quite busy! Whenever Noire isn't trying to sell a maid's kidney she can be found pickpocketing a patron or dabbling in the musical arts!

❄️ N'kilah Razhi ❄️
24th Sun of the 1st Astral MoonEarning the name Bratcat by a few of our staff Kilah is usually found behind the bar mixing up some fresh drinks for our lovely customers. On occasions when the mischievous Miqo'te leaves her bar it's usually to clean up after Kao's destruction

🐟 Ritsu "Rather be fishin''" Maekawa 🐟
11th Sun of the 6th Umbral MoonPossibly our most popular maid, we have Ritsu; although we here at the cafe like to call her Rizztsu. When Ritsu isn't busy stealing the hearts of our customers, you can find her at the river banking catching all the fish to her hearts content.

🎶 Isosha Illu 🎶
27th Sun of the 1st Astral MoonProclaimed as 'best bard' by the other maids, Isosha is a dedicated musician whose kindness radiates from her smile. You'll often find her accompanied by her quiet yet energetic co-bard, L'hime Aisho. Despite her talents, she can't seem to take a compliment- her face blushing as red as her maid outfit when receiving one...

🌘 Elysia Lunamor 🌖
21st Sun of the 2nd Umbral MoonBorn under the Lover's Moon during the evening, on an island kingdom far away from Eorzea's shores, Elysia to most and Elsae to some found herself acquiring a home away from her homeland in the gorgeous forests of Gridania and the cold mountains of Coerthas. Her love of people brought her curious heart to a few venues, warmed by peoples joy and smiles and met a kind musical enthusiast who introduced her to the cafe. Needless to say she fell hopelessly in love with the energy and people who frequent it's happy walls, and now she jubilantly works here, gushing over others and fawning over people.

🥩 Ibuki "Steak Saint" Harukawa 🥩
17th Sun of the 2nd Astral MoonThe "Steak Saint." A name that strikes fear into even the most hardened patron's heart. When Ibuki isn't busy bathing in the blood of her enemies or spending time with her loved ones, she's reveling in the chaos of the maid cafe and trying to sell customers on the very affordably priced gold-encrusted steaks. Please buy one. Or five. Her family is dying.⚠️ SPECIAL LIMITED-TIME PROMOTION ⚠️
~ Offer ends January 31st, 2045 ~If you get a 100% match in the #shipping channel (In the cafe Discord) with Ibuki, OR if you get a 0% match with Ser Aymeric, you can go on a date with her or marry her for free! (Wow, good deal.)

✨ N'adynne Cirha ✨
7th Sun of the 5th Umbral MoonA peaceful little artist and lover of big hats, N'adynne became a witch one day and set out to explore the big wide world she had only ever read about in books. Despite her seemingly calm demeanor, she passively invites chaos. Having mastered the art of Fortune telling, she often makes the veil of fate her plaything.

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🍑 Momoshan "Momo" Vermilion 🍑
1st Sun of the 5th Umbral Moon 🌌As our most senior maid, Momo has the most experience when it comes to the cafe. Her bright smile and warm service being a brilliant example for customers and workers alike as to what a true maid should be!

❤️ Gwyindelin Frostwyght❤️
13th Sun of the 3rd Umbral MoonBeing the only thighlander at the cafe, Gwyndelin truly stands out with her presence often being noticed after some poor sod yells "Crush me mommy!" While her work is second to none, she has also been known to visit as a guest on occasion!

🎶 Clarion Aster 🎶
14th Sun of the 3rd Astral Moon ♉While not a maid, Clarion certainly has earned himself a spot in the cafe with his talent and passion for music. Often called the adult of the cafe, Clarion has had to stop Kunven from burning the building down more than a few times.

🎤Tailor Swift🎤Hailing from another world entirely, we have the one and only Tailor Swift! While it may be quite rare to spot her, she is sure to leave you dazzled with her knowledge of music! Some customers report her songs actually being about them, though we are quite sure these accusations are false!

⚠️ Alter Kao ⚠️
26th Sun of the 2nd Astral Moon~Not much is known about this mysterious maid, Some say she appeared one autumn evening amidst the howling wind, while others yet say she crawled out of the deepest Allagan pits! One thing is for sure though, this maid is not one to shy away from giving a good tongue-lashing.

🦎 Rikasu Rumi 🦎
15th Sun of the 5th Astral MoonAs one of the newest members to the cafe, Rika is sometimes a little shy. Don't be fooled though, once out of her, shelll rika can be a bundle of fun! That being said, if she stops responding, please contact N'kilah... her batteris probably need changing again.

🌶️ Kunven F' 🌶️
24th Sun of the 4th Astral MoonKunven, also known as Paprikat has quite the chaotic energy. She helps cook food alongside Noire and only sometimes starts fires! While she is a hard worker, she has a tendency to die of cringe at a moment's notice. If this happens please, do not fret. Simply pat her on the head and she should reboot just fine!

🎁 Karin Ichida 🎁
24th Sun of the 4th Astral moonKarin is the resident fortune teller of the Kawaii Weeb Cafe, using her control of the box^tm to learn our patrons near future. Please don't mind the growling coming from the box though, Karin has assured us it's nothing!

📷 Artoria Willowsong 📷
16th sun of the 3rd astral moonOur resident pose-perfect muse. Known for her captivating poses, She brings a touch of whimsy and charm to every visit. Whether she's striking playful and captivating poses or ensuring the cafe's pristine, Artoria is dedicated to making your experience truly special. She can't wait to create memorable moments with you during your visit

🥚 Aria Valor 🥚
14th Sun of the 4th Astral MoonBorn and raised into a Ul'dahn noble family, Aria would spend most of her days growing up learning and reveling in the art of combat. Due to living a relatively sheltered life, she would lack any personal or communicative skills and live a relatively non-productive life full of ritual combat, eating egg related foods, having far too many outfits, taking pictures with all those too many outfits and apparently learning how to shapeshift for some reason.Upon their childs absurd amount of laziness, her parents would drag her kicking and screaming to go get a job to learn any kind of life skill, which would eventually lead her to the cafe where she works as a maid waitress to this day.
PS: Do not call her cute.

🍊Tangy Glutes🍊
11th Sun of the Second Umbral MoonFrom a small village filled with nature’s wonders, she grew up with a gentle curiosity and a heart full of dreams. Shy and soft-spoken, she may take a moment to open up, but once she does, her cheerful, bubbly personality is impossible to miss. Her smile is kind and her heart is warm, and even though she’s a bit shy around new people, she loves making others feel happy and special. With her gentle laugh and loving spirit, she brings joy to every room she enters, and her sweetness makes everyone feel right at home. Though she’s a bit reserved, her kindness and playful nature shine brightly through her shyness.

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To our cherished guests,We extend our deepest gratitude for choosing to grace our café with your presence. Your unwavering support and enthusiasm infuse our chaotic establishment with warmth, joy, laughter and of course chaos each weekend. It is you that fuels our passion for creating memorable experiences where every interaction brims with mirth, sincerity and smiles. As you step through our doors, you become more than visitors; you become cherished family. Your smiles and laughter illuminate our café, weaving a tapestry of camaraderie and delight. Thank you for allowing us the privilege of serving you, and for allowing us maids to be a part of your journey. We eagerly await the opportunity to continue serving you and creating everlasting memories together.-Ritsu

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